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Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:18:18 -0400

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jack_mccallum/06/28/world.cup/index.html?eref=sihp

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:21:08 -0400

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jack_mccallum/06/28/world.cup/index.html?eref=sihp:

“But I am the armchair fan who desperately wants to love this game, and, like untold thousands (millions?), had no choice but to curse it out, turned off by incompetent refereeing, a situation exacerbated by a governing body so intransigent and arrogant it makes British Petroleum look like a warm and cuddly quilting circle.”

I couldn’t agree more.

I think I just became a fan Paraguayan soccer.

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 13:19:12 -0400

I think I just became a fan Paraguayan soccer.

Incredible.

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:08:57 -0400

Incredible.

"Top down in the winter, that’s what winners do."

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:48:16 -0400

“Top down in the winter, that’s what winners do.”

- Jay-Z, “Light Up” (from Drake’s horrible new album)

If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:20:19 -0400

If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma

Ron Ron, stay over there, no stay, stay, staaaaay.

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:15:26 -0400

Ron Ron, stay over there, no stay, stay, staaaaay.

http://events.nytimes.com/2010/05/26/dining/reviews/26rest.html?ref=dining

Wed, 26 May 2010 16:00:57 -0400

http://events.nytimes.com/2010/05/26/dining/reviews/26rest.html?ref=dining:

You can see these people standing on Court Street nightly, staring through the plate-glass windows at a dining room packed with brownstone bohemians, third novelists, people with Web sites, with good art at home. They look slightly pained, these visitors from afar wondering about the life choices they made that put them in Chelsea or Park Slope or Montclair, and not down here in Carroll Gardens, this little Italian village off New York Harbor where life is obviously perfect.

I can’t wait to hear what these guys come up with.

Wed, 26 May 2010 15:27:47 -0400

I can’t wait to hear what these guys come up with.

"Let’s touch God this time boys. Let’s touch God."

Fri, 21 May 2010 09:16:22 -0400

“Let’s touch God this time boys. Let’s touch God.”

- Tim Riggins, Season 1, Episode 1.

Things Lady Gaga wants.

Mon, 10 May 2010 18:35:27 -0400

Things Lady Gaga wants.

thedailywhat: Seriously. [thebigcaption.]

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:11:51 -0400

thedailywhat:

Seriously.

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Parent Not Happy With Rapper T.I. School Visit. Principal wins best email reply.

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:08:54 -0400

Parent Not Happy With Rapper T.I. School Visit. Principal wins best email reply.:

constantflux:

Tom Myers was surprised when his daughter came home and told him that rapper T.I. had been the speaker at the assembly on anti bullying, so, he wrote an e-mail to the principal, Dr. Terry Oatts.

“The first e-mail I sent to him was to ask that from now on we have some kind of parental input whether or not a speaker is appropriate. If I don’t want my child to be there, just give me the right to opt them out,” Myers said. ”How about next time, let him mow the grass or pick up the trash around the school grounds? If the kids see that they might understand that what he did was wrong.”

Principal Oatts replied in his e-mail, “I thought about asking a guy who snorted cocaine and got arrested for DUI when he was 30 to come and speak to our kids, but, President George W. Bush was not available.”

"Two ways to fold a towel, my way and the wrong way. Let’s do it right."

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:08:16 -0400

“Two ways to fold a towel, my way and the wrong way. Let’s do it right.”

- Coach Taylor

tomandandrew: This is the song for your weekend. Holla at your...

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:23:58 -0400

tomandandrew:

This is the song for your weekend. Holla at your boy….

Is this mash-up a good fit? Or is it just that Miley Cyrus is awesome?!?

I’m almost embarrassed about how much I like this girl.

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:54:37 -0400

I’m almost embarrassed about how much I like this girl.

Chillin, Wale ft. Lady Gaga

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:09:34 -0400

Chillin, Wale ft. Lady Gaga

A little over the top, but pretty hilarious.

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:25:32 -0400

A little over the top, but pretty hilarious.

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Sat, 27 Mar 2010 12:55:00 -0400

hey @venmo, can I get an invite?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:17:33 -0500

hey @venmo, can I get an invite?